Monday, April 30, 2012

Interior Design a la Moi


Dolphins are long gone. Animal busts and antlers are out. Now it's owls. Owls are in. Who decides? What if I want a sloth or a centipede?

Anything is fashionable if you nail it to the wall. Especially if the wall is painted white. Really?

Chalkboard paint is lame. Use a pen.


Furniture shopping: If it smells, leave it there.

If you think it might fit, it won't.

Chevrons are the new stenciling. Let this fad go by.

If I see this poster one more time I will lose my cool and "accidentally" do something irrational.


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